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60 Spooky, Funny & Magical Halloween Quotes to Get You in the Spirit

Halloween is the night of mystery, costumes, and candy. It’s a feeling, a vibe, and for many, a creative escape. We try and capture the magic, mischief, and fun of the season.


  1. “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” – Unknown
  2. “Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and caldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare
  3. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’” – Dexter Kozen
  4. “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.” – Unknown
  5. “Tis the night—the night of the grave’s delight.” – Michael Field
  6. “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare
  7. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
  8. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Hocus Pocus
  9. “Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell (Halloweentown)
  10. “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

  1. “I’m just here for the boos.” – Unknown
  2. “This is my resting witch face.” – Unknown
  3. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Unknown
  4. “Keep calm and carry a wand.” – Unknown
  5. “Witch better have my candy.” – Unknown
  6. “Creep it real.” – Unknown
  7. “Boo Felicia.” – Unknown
  8. “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.” – Unknown
  9. “Fasten your sheet belts—it’s Halloween!” – Unknown
  10. “Don’t be a scaredy cat.” – Unknown

  1. “Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker, Dracula
  2. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” – Stephen King
  3. “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken, the spell has begun.” – Midgard Morningstar
  4. “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” – Joseph Conrad
  5. “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
  6. “Ghosts are real, this much I know.” – Stephen King
  7. “Be afraid… be very afraid.” – The Fly
  8. “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King
  9. “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  10. “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand.” – Vincent Price

  1. “There’s a little witch in all of us.” – Practical Magic
  2. “Witches don’t burn.” – The Craft
  3. “The witching hour is upon us.” – Unknown
  4. “You can’t always sit on your broom and wait for your prince to come.” – Unknown
  5. “I put a spell on you, because you’re mine.” – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
  6. “Being normal is vastly overrated.” – Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
  7. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” – The Princess Bride
  8. “Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  9. “Even witches need a little coffee before casting spells.” – Unknown
  10. “Brooms are for amateurs.” – Unknown

  1. “Fear is only as deep as the mind allows.” – Japanese Proverb
  2. “I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters
  3. “Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
  4. “There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand.” – Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
  5. “We are all children in the face of fear.” – Unknown
  6. “Every Halloween I feel like I’m eight years old again.” – Unknown
  7. “Fear cuts deeper than swords.” – George R.R. Martin
  8. “Some people are born for Halloween.” – Stephen Graham Jones
  9. “A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde
  10. “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” – H.P. Lovecraft

  1. “Trick or treat yourself!” – Unknown
  2. “Life is gourd.” – Unknown
  3. “Cutest pumpkin in the patch.” – Unknown
  4. “Eat, drink, and be scary.” – Unknown
  5. “You’ve got me under your spell.” – Unknown
  6. “Too cute to spook.” – Unknown
  7. “I’m the treat.” – Unknown
  8. “Halloween is happiness wrapped in candy.” – Unknown
  9. “May your candy supply last till Christmas.” – Unknown
  10. “Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.” – Unknown

Halloween is a celebration, you could prefer the spooky side or the sweet side but embrace the dark, especially when it comes with candy and laughter.

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