Statistics often seen as cold numbers actually tell stories, shape decisions, and drive innovations. Statistics are everywhere. But as many great minds have pointed out, how we use statistics is just as important as the data itself.
“Statistics are the triumph of the quantitative method, and the quantitative method is the victory of sterility and death.”
— Hilaire Belloc
“Statistics is the grammar of science.”
— Karl Pearson
“Without data, you’re just another person with an opinion.”
— W. Edwards Deming
“Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient citizenship as the ability to read and write.”
— H.G. Wells
These quotes highlight how data fuels science, strategy, and social understanding.
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
— Often attributed to Benjamin Disraeli or Mark Twain
“Statistics can be used to say anything, especially by those who understand how to manipulate them.”
— Unknown
“It is easy to lie with statistics. It is hard to tell the truth without them.”
— Andrejs Dunkels
These quotes remind us to approach data critically. A statistic can reveal truth—or obscure it, depending on context.
“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.”
— Ronald Coase
“The average human has one breast and one testicle.”
— Des McHale
“Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.”
— Evan Esar
Humor helps highlight how misinterpretation and oversimplification can lead to absurdity—even in serious analysis.
“Behind every data point is a human story.”
— Hilary Mason
“Data are just summaries of thousands of stories—tell a few of those stories to help make the data meaningful.”
— Chip & Dan Heath
These quotes emphasize the importance of empathy and context in statistical storytelling.
From profound insight to biting irony, quotes about statistics reveal that data is never just about numbers it’s about interpretation, intent, and impact. Whether you’re crunching numbers for business, science, or journalism, always remember:
“Numbers have an important story to tell. They rely on you to give them a clear and convincing voice.”
— Stephen Few